So since I made a list of all of my friends in a previous post, it has been brought to my attention that I have forgotten someone who is a very...interesting part of my life. His name is Nate. He is from Fort Wayne, which is how we started talking the first place. I kinda just creeped on him since he was in my algebra II class and my biology recitation so I figured since I'm the dumbest person on the face of the planet having someone to help me with math and bio would be great! However, little did I know that he would be so...characterized.
His favorite thing to do is make fun of me. He said it is because I can take it and I laugh, which in turn makes him laugh, so I guess it all works out. I am totally ok with people using my blonde moments, ok so my blonde LIFE, as their humor. Typically if someone doesn't make me laugh about it, I'm going to laugh anyway. I make sure that my life is always entertaining. Nate, however, finds many things I say, do, think, dream, ask, ect very funny since I don't normally tend to filter what my actions before my brain gets a good glimpse at its stupidity. For example: we study for bio on a "night before the exam" basis. Today, however, was the afternoon before the lab final. He never studies, I study for two weeks prior to an exam. He is passing with a B and I'm holding on to a D with the slightest grip! Today, he shocked me. We went to the PUM and tells me he hasn't studied at all. I figured, oh good, I will get some good cramming in before this final (90 points of fill in the blank biology...). Come to find out that he finds locking and unlocking my phone a lot more interesting than the digestive tracts, kidneys, and blood. He played on my computer, shopped for computers, and played games on my phone pretty much the whole afternoon. In his defense, after taking the exam it really wasn't that hard, but he lucked out this time.
I told him that I would write a special blog for him because apparently I left him out. Our normal nights are usually late and I normally end up with sore abs from laughing so hard. Its never a dull moment around him. Tonight, after this horrid exam that neither of us care about, we watched the Real World. This was my first time ever watching this show. I could not believe the drama that occurred! I mean, let's get real, I live in a sorority. If I told you that no drama went down here I would be flat out lying to whomever is reading this. I mean the Real World puts any girl fight to shame. I watched this show with two college guys! I mean I couldn't have asked for any better commentary! I spent most of the night laughing at them instead of how dramatic and unbelievable this show is. I recommend watching this show when you are really upset about your life; you walk away from it feeling so good about how mature your life really is.
Another great "Nate making fun of Tracey" moment happened tonight. He was really hungry, I mean it was 11:00 pm and we hadn't eaten since like 6ish while we were "studying", so he wanted Taco Bell. We drove to Taco Bell and as he was leaving the parking lot he thought it would be fun to play in the puddles with his car. To my right I saw a car with its white reverse lights on. I pretty much killed his ear drums screaming for him to pay attention. I mean, come on, the car would have hit my side of the car, its just survival of the fittest! Needless to say, he was not in any danger but continued to make fun of me for the next 10 min as we were driving. I was laughing so hard I couldn't even catch my breath. Although, he is a little dramatic when it comes to my volume. He pretty much thinks I am always yelling, and always sprinting for that matter.
It is 1:32 am, as I am looking at my clock. For whatever reason, since I have been sick I cannot sleep to save my life. The weather is horrible; anyone could sleep all day, but no I am wiiiiiide awake. I really wish it would stop raining and warm up so I could go running. That is really what I want to do. I don't want to sit at a desk and study books and pump out information on a sheet of paper for the next week, but sadly that is what my life is going to be dwindled down to for the next five days.
So, Nate, this blog is totally for you, and my insomnia. I may or may not be in 9:30 am lecture. I could go to the 7:30 am if I am awake. Who knows what I will do when I do it. None the less, if it is stupid you will be there to make fun of me every step of the way...and then there after to make sure I don't forget that I am DUMB, in your words. Oh and we HAVE TO make the Fort fun this summer. I really don't just want to work 40 hours a week, sit in front of a computer for class, and go on vacation with my family. I need some friends! And next semester we will totally chill, since I finally will turn 21 (and NOT in Fort Wayne!).
We are going to take two at this sleeping through the night thing. I'm thinking we are going to be taking some sleep aid tomorrow night, seeing as I don't need to get up for ANY reason Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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